roast my resume

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A bit of context, I dealt with heavy health issues all throughout 2025, but thankfully I received the medical help I desperately needed, an in-person job is not quite in the equation yet, as I need to save money to move to where the bulk of opportunities are (I live in a rural village that doesn't have any opportunities for this market).

Any help with my resumé is greatly appreciated. 🫶