Brotherhood, Wolf Pack Life, and Phallocentric Hierarchy - Looking for likeminded bros

Hey, bros! I’ve tried this on a few different platforms, but I thought I’d put myself out there. I really want to make it happen in the new year.

Chill leftist, looking for legit buddies to ride out social collapse with. I've posted something similar before and got a decent number of responses but no follow-through. I'm hoping to build community with like-minded dudes, and I'm really looking for a sense of brotherhood. Obviously, I would love to find some guys locally (in the Midwest), but I'm open to virtual buddies as well (happy to manage a Discord channel, or whatever).

I’m looking to form a community with two to three dudes total (to start) where there’s an established order of cock-size hierarchy—something we’re called to at an evolutionary level. There’s, yes, a sensual component to this, but the purpose is to form a bond with likeminded guys who have time to devote to the wold pack. Looking for some best bro energy, not something oriented around sex.

It feels like, on some level, all guys are aware of the unchallengeable reality of cock-size hierarchy. We're all wondering what each other are packing. It's evolutionary; it's instinctive; and it's just how we're wired. It may be unspoken, but it's hard to deny how immutable it is once you see it. Sometimes you see a group of buds hanging out, and it's impossible to deny why one of them seems so in charge--it's like the ultimate mind control. Our brains are screaming to adhere to the hierarchy.

Men merge our identities with Penises (e.g., we don't say "My Penis is circumcised," we say, "I'm circumcised"). But we rarely get to express that side of ourselves with other men. I'm hoping to find friends with whom I can openly discuss the inviolable cock size hierarchy, how it's impacted us, or how it's still impacting us.

I strongly believe it’s not about “superior” or “inferior” but just about sliding into your place—no weird power struggles, no hurt feelings. It’s just honoring this primal thing.

I've always been fascinated by it, but I've some to realize it's a huge part of how I see the world. And I'm committed to putting it into practice whenever possible. Again, it's primal. Total instinct. Guys even subconsciously select leaders on sports teams based on it, whether they're aware of it or not.

I'm hoping to connect with others who resonate with this. I would love some community around it too. Apart from this (which, yes, would be a centralizing element), I would love to just chill, talk about life, play video games, grab some drinks, etc. I'm even game for a road trip.

A few boundaries: I’ve tried this a few times, and I just can’t indulge inquires like, “Let me know when you get a group together.” You can see how that turns into this weird stand-off when everyone’s doing that. And while there is a primal element to it, this is absolutely not just a forum to trade nudes, etc. This should feel like a commitment among guys who see Penis as a legitimate organizing factor.

What would we do? That depends on the guys, locations, leadership structure, etc. Maybe game, chill, meet regularly, chat. Something that feels like an actual brotherhood.

I’m hoping for a group of three to four dudes before closing it out. Hit me up! Let's make it happen!

A couple of boundaries I need to set for my own sanity: I would like to move this to live voice and video chat platforms as soon as possible I’m at capacity on digital pen pals, I fear, and I can’t commit to purely text-based communications. Also, you’re interested in joining or you’re not—I can’t do “Let me know when you get a group together” because then it just becomes a weird standoff.

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