Right infront of my salad?

Guys share/kwento ko lang sainyo tong nangyayari two weeks ago sa church.

I was running late the evening service about to take place at church.

Since I was late, there was no space left to sit right next with my parents, leaving me no choice but to sit at the row right infront of them.

Before the sermon started, my parents were adoring the cuteness of toddlers in the church. Kinda like how I would when I see a puppy.

Now, I may not have been sitting in the same pew as them, but I was still sitting right infront of my folks, enough distance to hear what was about to happen.

Dad was adoring a cute baby that just barely learned how to walk, as her mother was taking her to their pew. My mom said to dad, something along the words of "Beh, gusto mo ng isa pang anak?" I didn't hear what my dad said in reply, but the tone of voice was humoral and amorous.

In my head, at the time, I was like: Are you serious? Right infront of my salad? I know we at church but y'all ain't Abraham and Sarah. I'm literally supposed to in college and my big sister's 30, y'all too old to purchase another baby from the local department stork.

The bright side I don't have to worry about my parents getting a divorce if they're thirsty enough to make such jokes at church, on the other hand I feel compelled to clutch my pearls.