roast my cv pls

https://preview.redd.it/mq4j9oc68fgg1.png?width=801&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e04a5b21ae3b508bc33d46d2b7dd86937e82b9f

A bit of context, I dealt with heavy health issues all throughout 2025, but thankfully I received the medical help I desperately needed, an in-person job is not quite in the equation yet, as I need to save money to move to where the bulk of opportunities are (I live in a rural village that doesn't have any opportunities for this market).

Any help with my resumé is greatly appreciated. 🫶