Diaper Fight.

Got invited to a baby shower where one on the games is a grappling competition. The objectice is to tear an adult diaper off your opponent.

It got me thinking what would your ideal strategy be for maintaining control and ripping off the diaper while preventing your opponents hand from getting to yours. Most guards would offer to much exposure IMO.

I was thinking somewere along the lines of a double underhook pass -> mount -> S mount.

Thoughts?