I have a big fat crush on a guy for the past 5 years.

dude, i was an npc to you for the past years, why ARE YOU SUDDENLY AWARE THAT I EXIST????

for the past months, you went from eyecontacts to "Yes, im coincidentally in the same school canteen at 4pm in the afternoon where most vendors are closed." and ofc, i'm just assuming stuff cus your dad's classroom is next to the canteen but YOU DONT EVEN BUY SHIT ANYWAY.

AND DONT GET ME FUCKIN STARTED ON THE EYECONTACTS. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME YOU LIL SHIT?? STOP SMILING, I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU, MAYBE YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP SMILING, YOU'RE FUCKING ADORABLE ITS INSANE.

and pls, stop walking pass the room. you're distracting me. no, i dont care if your friends are in my class, just stop it cus you're adorable af.

AND WTF WAS THURSDAY ABOUT??? bro my advisory room is my safe haven, no jumpscare from u, and YOU DECIDE TO SHOW UP THERE ALONE WHILE I WAS PLAYING?? NO, I DONT CARE IF YOUR TEACHER SENT U UP FOR MY CLASSMATES TO TAKE A MAKE-UP QUIZ.

and pls ik ur making fun of me to ur friends now, but stop being a goofy puppy while doing that. btw congrats homeboi.

with suffering, Your not-so-secret admirer/#1 hater<3