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Oramist

[M4F] Sex Advice

NSFWRP/Conversation

I waited until the noise of the sex from your bedroom died down, and the low voices in the hallway were cut off by the quiet snick of the front door locking behind your newest ex-boyfriend. You had sounded desperate, moaning loudly, talking dirty, trying to make the pity fuck he was giving you change his mind and make him stay. It didn't work, and I found you in the kitchen with half a bottle of wine in your glass and half of your tits hanging our of your robe, crying and gulping alternately.

I join you at the kitchen table, and give you a little hug. We've lived together for years, and I've seen so many of your boyfriends come and go. You're distraught, asking over and over why this keeps happening. I hold you and try not to think about your voice through the wall, and where his cum is right now. It's probably about time I bit the bullet and told you what every guy has said since I've known you: You're a starfish in bed, and you don't do ANYTHING kinky or fun. I'm certain you know about it, because you tried so hard to change his mind tonight, but I hope it doesn't hurt too much to hear it from me.

You take it surprisingly well. You're not oblivious. It turns out some of them have tried to talk to you about it, and change you. You just never managed to make it work. This time, though something is different. Whatever made me come in and sit with you and bring up the subject seems to have made you want to talk about it too.

"Conn," you ask me, "How can I get better at sex?"

"I can help with that. I think I should have started helping a long time ago...."


So! Let's play friends who realise they can help each other out. You need my advice, and I need to know a lot more about your sex life. We can include practical lessons if you like, or keep it to advice and encouragement. We can include training and firm discipline, if you think that would help you progress. And we can give you as many assessments as you think might be necessary to gauge your development...

But let's start with the kitchen table, and you opening up about how bad your sex life has been for you as well as your boyfriends, and me telling you how to improve it. Maybe with some demonstrations ;)

Limits are incest, violence, scat, animals, and racism. Kinks are voyeurism and exhibitionism, sex talks, cum and wetness, anal, power dynamics, and public play. I'm looking for partners who are literate and fun, and who enjoy conversation in character as much as the actual sex in a scene.

Posted Jan 31, 2026, 1:25 PM UTC

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