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Announcer: 3! 2! 1! GO!
Old Shrek was jumping around, his final destination like a battlefield. Then suddenly, Freddy Fazbear flew out of the sky and slapped Shrek right in the eye. Shrek got angry and did a smash attack, but then accidentally hit Gumball Watterson. Gumball Watterson turned around and punched them both in fear when Shaggy came out and yelled, "Scooby-Doo!"
Shaggy jumped out of his box and threw a grenade, but then Daffy Duck smashed him into a bot he had made. While Daffy Duck and his bot were blowing everyone up, Donkey Kong arrived with a freaking big gun. He unloaded on everyone on stage when Donkey Kong knocked him over with his flying machine. It stopped when he saw a giant flash of lightning as Fiona descended and unleashed her final smash. CHORUS: This is the weirdest Ultimate Smash Bros... ever! Good mods, bad mods, and God knows what else? The spiciest memes you'll ever see. Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP. This is the weirdest Ultimate Smash Bros. ever!
Shrek pulled a lightsaber out of his hat and battled Daffy Duck, who had a home-run bat. Squidward and Patrick then teamed up but were blown up by Wario's beam. Shrek was hurt and tried to eat some spaghetti when suddenly he got rekt by Waluigi. In the middle of the chaos, RoadRunner started crying. But the Rabbids came to his rescue.
The Rabbid got angry and roared his weapon, but he had to stop when his sandwich was threatened. Rayquaza, about to devour everything, was stopped by RoadRunner, who intervened and threw a Poké Ball. Arceus emerged, using Judgment. Everyone was injured, even Jake Spidermonkey. Big Bird saw his chance and went to attack. Nearby, Bart Simpson yelled "AY CARAMBA!"
<CHORUS> This is the weirdest Ultimate Smash Bros... ever! Good mods, bad mods, and God knows what else? The spiciest memes you'll ever see. Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP. This is the weirdest Ultimate Smash Bros in history!
Then angels sang... praying, "Please help us, senpai." And from below Nintendo, Sakurai descended. He looked at those mods and yelled, "Oh my God!" Quickly drawing his samurai sword. He went berserk, cutting people down. To challenge him, Grim arrived in town. He drew his sword, looking grim. Sakurai grabbed his keyboard and simply nerfed him.
Then Blooregard Q. Kazoo and Mac. And are you ready? Let's do this, Kat & Ana. And Coco and Mr. Herriman. And SpongeBob SquarePants and the chosen one: Mojo Jojo. Chowder, Flapjack, Nigel Uno and Hogarth Pennywhistle Wallabee Beetles, Kuki Sanban. All the flags of the French regions. Ami Onuki and Yumi Yoshimura. Chris McLean, Tommy Turnbull, Abigail Lincoln and Hyperrogue Ange Floette. They all appeared out of nowhere at lightning speed and kicked Sakurai's samurai ass. It was the craziest match in Smash history. Why did it all start? That remains a mystery. The carnage lasted for years and years. The list dwindled until finally all the fighters were out, but one remained, the only one. The sexy, middle-aged Lazlo.
This is the ultimate Smash Bros... the weirdest one ever. Good mods, bad mods, and God knows what else? The spiciest memes you'll ever see. Is anyone still alive? These fighters are too OP. This is the ultimate Smash Bros... (this is the ultimate Smash Bros) This is the ultimate Smash Bros... (this is the ultimate Smash Bros) This is the ultimate Smash Bros, the weirdest in history.
Announcer: GAME!
Posted Jan 31, 2026, 1:27 PM UTC