Dumpster Fires

I’d gotten out of the habit of going to physical bookstores, which is kind of a shame. I’m trying to make a point of popping in when I can, even if it’s just Barnes & Noble.

On a recent visit, I spotted a Buckaroo Banzai novel. I figured it would be fun. Dear gods, what a mistake. I think the author was on ketamine! I returned it pronto.

Y’all’s ever dropped a book like a hot potato and rushed to return it? I’m not talking about books that left you wondering how they got published. Help us steer clear!