Today I messed up by saying we needed a poop knife

A recent post reminded me of the time our threenager took a dump so large that he clogged it.

Side note: chocolate milk is a great potty training reward for going number 2 in the potty.

So he clogged it and I jokingly told my wife we needed a poop knife and… you guessed it the threenager keeps asking if we need to use the poop knife every time he goes poop in the potty.

At least the wife laughed at reading the original poop knife story.