Welcome to the Citadel of 'You'

A green glowing portal appears before you and a portal portal gun falls out. The portal gun has only one location, The Citadel of You. Like the Citadel of Ricks, there are a near infinite number of yous from other realities all gathered together into a Capitalistic society. Selling various low quality gadgets and minor to middle magic items gathered from different realities. Most of yous aren't Rick level intelligences so what they have access isn't anything as fancy. In fact you look around, and this isn't much of a citadel more like a market district with a mix of permant stores and little impromptu stalls shops.

Attached to the portal gun is a little note. You're doing me a solid by taking this gun *burrp*. You can add any universes you've been to to your address book. Starts with your own and The Citadel.

Another two items come through the portal.

1. Shmarble Stash: 1,000,000 Shmarbles. Enough to live comfortably for 3 years without working.
2. Grularn Duo: Two 2ft tall humanoid servants. They’re bred to obey and they eat literal garbage.
3. Portal Address Book: Preloaded with coordinates for 101 safe-ish dimensions.
4. Cyber Upgrades: A chosen two cyborg limbs, and an eye. They feature a nearly painless auto-install.
5. Averaginator Serum: You become the physical/mental average of all yous. Heals all injuries/ailments and gives you a slight stat boost.
6. The Infinite Flask: Never ending delicious liquid. Boosts intelligence and focus, but can causes hangovers and burping.
7. The "Borrowed" Badge: A Citadel Peacekeeper Badge. Grants nearly official access to back alleys and a 15% market discount.
8. The Plot Armor Vest: An ugly, neon-yellow puffer vest. It’s 100% bulletproof, kinetic, and energy-resistant. You won't die in a random stupid way.
9. The Universal Remote: Can pause, rewind, or fast-forward any object for 15 seconds.
10. Instant Shelter Cube: A chrome die that expands into a fully furnished, self-cleaning studio apartment.
11. The Translation Tooth: A gold molar that allows you to speak and understand every language in the multiverse.
12. Gravity Defying Kicks: Sneakers that let you walk on walls and ceilings like they were flat ground.