DECLARATION OF NON-RECOGNITION OF BETHESDA’S SHITTY LORE

DECLARATION OF NON-RECOGNITION OF BETHESDA’S SHITTY LORE

By signing under this post, you state your position and join the Charter of Contempt toward Bethesda.

Articles of the Declaration:

1. Non-recognition of the TV series’ lore

2. Non-recognition of endings imposed by Bethesda

3. Non-recognition of the synth lore from Fallout 4

4. Non-recognition of the Enclave’s existence, given its complete destruction

5. Contempt for the creators of the series as filmmakers, and for the writers as lore analysts

6. Reversal of all subsequent lore changes introduced without consultation with Chris Avellone

7. Recognition of the lore of Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel, Fallout: New Vegas, and—unexpectedly—Fallout 3 as a rock-solid, unshakable truth with no right to be reworked or altered

8. Recognition of Chris Avellone as the father of the lore, analogous to Michael Kirkbride in the TES universe

9. Recognition of Todd Howard as a greedy, talentless, old bastard with no taste or conscience

We’ve had enough of this shit. We are not shit-eaters. We have a voice, and we have the right to defend our beloved series.