45 [M4F] A few things I've noticed around here...

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Hey I'm not perfect by far but just a few things I've noticed since I've been on here .

1. Guys will respond to any ad if it's a woman.

2. Guys leave a comment that they messaged you hoping you see it first then run to your DMs and look for it and reply, and the more exclamation points the more chance of a reply from you!!!!!

3. Guys will respond to other guys when all else fails in their plot to send a dick pic and get off.

4. There's a lot of women with septum rings here.

5. There's apparently a lot of bald fat guys here, I'm told...

6. Some people have kinks that you think are made up, but no...Dear God...are illegal too.

7. Women are on this sub, they just don't post because going through 289 messages in an hour isn't fun or worth it.

8. No one has the courtesy to say not my type, just block immediately.

9. Being in shape and having all your hair and teeth is a bonus here.

10. This was my attempt at getting my ad viewed.

11. Adults use Snapchat??

12. Be prepared to pry a conversation out of someone because if you don't you'll get the "I don't think we are a match" then blocked or ghosted.

13. There's lots of women here lurking.

14. We are all just the flavor of the month...week...or day...

15. The average scroll time is 18 seconds before moving on.

16. Women love when you call them pet names in your replies or comments. Doesn't creep them out or anythimg...

17. If you don't have "kinks" you're unusual.

18. Having no tattoos makes you an anomaly.

19. The same people post usually...including me!

20. If you reply please have some things in common with me. Makes it last more than a week I hope??

21. Men can't read.

22. People will still respond with nothing in common and wonder why it fizzles out.

23. One message every 2 days will not work.

24. People are wishy washy as hell on here, don't take it personally.

25. Some women get annoyed that I post a lot, hey don't men have a right to be picky also?

26. Looks aren't everything.

27. If you think your life sucks because the nanny is around when you want alone time or the color Range Rover you want isn't in stock please don't message me. We won't have anything in common...and yes this is from personal experience.

28. Terms like Deep Connection...Slow Burn...Journey mean absolutely nothing here.

29. Men can't be lurkers and are forced to post...almost daily!

30. I guess my point is I'm normal....isnt anyone else out here??

31. Some women will message forgetting they have ghosted you in the past.

32. Canada is the new India, thats where all the scam accounts say they are from.

33. People will go ALL IN here for about a week then come back and say hey I need a break from this and then you never hear back from them again.

Anyways in Midwest, runner, in shape, have fabulous hair and all of my teeth! I dont get offended and can have a conversation. I can still hop on my skateboard. I like being outside as much as possible , planting flowers or tending my birdhouse. DM me some new tunes...punk or metal preferred!