Having a hard time

My wife’s boyfriend says I’m not smart enough to go 17C, so I’m going Infantry instead. I was thinking maybe it would make my wife more loyal with me being on deployment and all.

Once I get to BCT, If I have any problems or need accommodations, I’ll be sure to tell the DS’s how I feel and remind them that their voice decibels could be lower to ensure efficiency.

Side question: are we allowed to bring conditioner, hair products, hair dryers, makeup, etc… to BCT?

I CANNOT be seen bare skin by everyone else, I’ll be mortified.

Also can I bring my own running shoes and uniform? Anything less than Balenciaga or Louis Vuitton is NOT getting worn by me… I’m not some bike shop mechanic, gross!

If you read this far, I hope you enjoyed this shitpost🙏I hope you’re having a great day