My collection is all about convenience and air-pulse tech. I prefer smaller sizes for better ergonomics, and this selection is the result of a very long "audition" process. It’s definitely not finished yet - I’m always looking for the next perfect addition!

In the photos, you’ll see my "Old Guard" (Womanizer Premium 2 & my trusty Pretty Love vibe) vs. the "New Challengers" (Lelo Sona 2 & Satisfyer Love Birds 2).

But toys aside, let's talk about the rest of the gear: the lube, the massage oil, and the condoms. You might be wondering why they're there if I'm married.

Here’s the real talk: I have a husband, but sex with him happens maybe once a month, or even less. Honestly? It feels like a chore - quick, mechanical, and I never reach an orgasm. Usually, I just go to my room afterward to finish the job myself with my toys.

We don't use condoms together. He knows the rule: if he finishes inside and I end up with a 4th child, I’m cutting his balls off. I don’t use hormonal birth control or other methods for medical and personal reasons, so "pulling out" is his only job.

So, why the condoms and massage oil? Well... I’ll leave that to your imagination 😉. Let’s just say if they’re in my collection and always in my bag, they definitely get used for their intended purpose.

P.S. Stay tuned! An epic "Old Guard vs. Newbies" battle is coming soon. Can't wait to see if the Lelo can actually beat my golden standard.

The "Main Cast" and some real talk about why I still need condoms... 🤫