Kazon naturally look kinda like northern European humans, but they got waaaaay too into spray tans/tanning beds and hair crimping.

The only thing natural about them are those glorious high cheekbones. Believe it or not the little turkey comb things on their heads are actually a weird form of skin cancer. I wonder if you pull a Kazon’s baggy pants off, will you see a little playboy bunny stenciled into the tan on their asscheek?