Kazon naturally look kinda like northern European humans, but they got waaaaay too into spray tans/tanning beds and hair crimping.

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The only thing natural about them are those glorious high cheekbones. Believe it or not the little turkey comb things on their heads are actually a weird form of skin cancer. I wonder if you pull a Kazon’s baggy pants off, will you see a little playboy bunny stenciled into the tan on their asscheek?

Posted Feb 7, 2026, 11:08 PM UTC

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