Crashed date night. Now I'm gonna bang the wife. [MF]

a month or so ago i went to this bar that has a house band - it's not a club and not really a jazz bar but something in between. i was with a guy and a girl friend (both early 30s), who are not a couple. we're in this kind of open booth with a long back, where we're all on one end and at the other is a couple enjoying the show.

we're drunk and having a great time when i start befriending the couple, making small talk. they're young, married, the kids with the grandparents - and this is their date night, which is rare. the set over now, we've roped them into shots and are all chatting when i, getting clever, take their picture - they do look so cute - and to send it to them get her number. bro should have given me his.

meanwhile my crew is all worked up - we want to dance at a regular spot of ours that would be a 10 minute walk but now i'm convincing the couple to come along and have called a car to make it easy. the dude i can tell really doesn't want to go - i've totally fucked up his plans to take her home and bang her - but she on the other hand is like 'yeahhhh'. a new mom, she hasn't danced in yearssss. fuck, she's so cute.

so we all pile into the uber xl and i can tell he's just like trying to get through this, though he's being a good sport. at the club, which is small and a hidden gem of sorts, we're all in a loose group and i'm just being casually touchy and dancing on everyone a little to make my attentions seem... democratic. but i'm leaning in to the couple, with a light touch on her elbow here, a little brushing up on her there. when he goes to get drinks, i move a little closer, real subtle, just planting the idea. i'm hard af and behind her dragging my cock on her like it's an accident - maybe i'm not that subtle lol - but fuck she's meeting me halfway and with with a little smirk but cautious, her eyes darting around. and i should say, she's blonde, hot, probably 25, in these wide-leg slacks that hide her tight little frame.

tbh i don't remember that much after this, just them cutting out a little before us and a quick hug when they left but where my hand on the small of her back felt.. warmly received. fast forward a couple days and i text her number - she never responded to the pics i sent. i say, real casual, 'such a fun night. be our friends please lol'. no response. a couple days later i follow up, 'or just mine...' then later that night she hearts it and says 'yeah?'

since then i've been easing her into it. telling her how good she looked that night dancing. 'your moves, that is', i clarify, winkingly. i start soliciting little work fit pics. nothing too wild. long delays between texts. but she's curious. i just know she's got me on mute, hiding me at home. she confesses eventually she wished we got to dance more. which is wife-speak for ruin me. my drunken peacocking around her did not go unnoticed.

turns out she works in fidi too. we're gonna get lunch next week, though i think it will be actual lunch. prediction: i'll steal a kiss when we part, then i won't hear from her for a week while she processes her awakening. and then... after she admits she enjoyed the kiss, while saying it can't happen again, we'll make more lunch plans. only this time, with some encouragement, i'll spend the afternoon deep in her blonde little pussy. if i wasn't dumb af i'd be scared to breed her. god knows she's fertile. but i am dumb alas, and all i can think about is sending her home leaking my cum.