Frenkie the Man United haircut guy is in for a long road now

What this man asked of United may not seem like a big herculean task but it's actually extremely hard even for good teams, let alone United. If you're not PSG, Bayern, Barca or Inter, getting 5 wins in a row in all comps is actually very very difficult. Even Barca and Inter struggle to reach this requirement on their leagues and on Prem, you can pretty much kiss your haircut goodbye for real.

Not even Arsenal, the most 'in form' team currently has managed to have a 5 game streak and you're asking United to do it?! I hope he's enjoying the attention because that mane is about to get real crazy really soon and I don't see it getting cut anytime soon.