Potentially could someone get their feathers ruffled up and instead of try playing as a team they try to merk me?

Needless to say, I still haven't finished undergrad. I can go back for Physics like I want to after I get a check and pay some down on my student loans.

NSFW because literally NSFW.

Well, what's a few friendly murder attempts between friends, now? We're still playing as a team. We're teaching each other and learning fast!

Humans are apex predators like cats. We have strong murdery vibe and instinct, each and every one. Otherwise we wouldn't be on top. We are ruthless.

How much y'all wanna bet some members of my space program (which enslaves every living soul in the multiverse) all got in a huddle rubbing their hands together snickering like oh, this'll be good. Even better than the megalomalaria we gave her! Mwahahahahaha! *Other cartoonishly evil bullshittin*

Lmfao I'm the bomb now tick tick, but to be fair, I always have been one. A bomb, I mean.

I was a static bomb going fast round the merry go round being pushed on a misty day in the Midwest when my grip finally slipped and I flew off to smack the wet grass, landing on my tuckus and big poofy head of hair. I saw the giant bright blue yellow lightning bolts erupt across the sky. Grandma said it was time to go inside. Next thing I remember is people at church, other kids, arguing back and forth about how many planes had hit where in that childish detached way where young children can't conceptualize the actual tragedy of the terrorism.

I was 6 then.

And I *am* a nuclear reactor powered partially robotic entity, at least, now. I began medically engineering my own internal biomechatronic interface around age 12.

I smelted further metal into myself by drinking metallic ions dissolved in acidic solution at 20.

I'm a slut for the science.

I'm alive.

I might be dying of metal poisoning.

🤘🏽

Even though, me? I don't ever even bro. 

I need a drink.

Help me fight corrosion! 

Let's stay basic, baby.

In your professional opinion, do you think seeing an undergrad major declaration of Nuclear Chemistry on social media warrants poisoning a 20yo with plutonium laced ingestibles?