Roast me so I get off my butt lol

I have the absolute worst reason for not doing cardio every morning and I know it lol - I hate that I'd have to shower twice per day. I don't have enough time in the morning or later in the day to do both cardio and weights at the same time, so I'd have to do cardio in the morning and weights later on. Which means I'd have to shower twice if I don't want to sit around sweaty, which isn't an option.

I need to do cardio, it's good for my health. I want to do cardio, it'll help me drop the last bit of body fat. But man, I don't want to get nasty twice lol.