[36/M] Your New Sarcastic & Sweary British Friend! 🇬🇧 ✨

Looking for a new reliable friend to inject some energy into your life? Sick of the same old conversations?! Or just looking for something a bit different?

I'm a 36 year old guy from the UK 🇬🇧 I'm here to find a partner in crime to share music, memes, revel in sarcasm and chaos and generally have a laugh!

Likes: good beer, good music, F1, football, video games, basically all the standard shit you'd expect a 36 y/o dude to like.

Dislikes: Hangovers, terrible music, that little bit of tomato ketchup pre-c*m you get if you don't shake the bottle before using.

Im a sarcastic & sweary professional night owl. Happy to lay the foundation for a long term friendship that benefits us both.

Shoot me a message and tell me about yourself ✨

Low effort messages will be ignored.