I’m still rocking S1-3 as I’m holding out for the KS to get S4.  In any case, the Mystery Box once again sent me a combo of S1 killer, S3 location and S2 FG, and this particular set ended up being a lot more fiery, especially since Ellen had her flamethrower.  

It took me four tries but on the playthrough I finally won I ended up spawning right next to the item space with Ellen’s Flamethrower on top, so I had it pretty much all game.  From there I just focused on getting stacked.  

Unfortunately for me, Hans ended up racking up bloodlust between his kills and Dark Power, which healed him after I got in a couple blows.  Moreover his Finale Card gave him another Dark Power that changed my plans.  

You’ll notice I saved only 2 victims including the Masochistic Peon who helped me heal, while Hans killed 11 of the remaining 13.  I was originally planning to use the two victims as meat shields TBH, but that wasn’t going to work anymore.  What?  You think I ended up in Hell by being a good person?  Lol.  

Anyways, it all came down to the wire when I finally confronted Hans.  I blocked 2 hits with my Retaliate card, only to take 3, granting me an extra die, which I used to defeat Hans…but then he came back with three health, only to kill me!  But then, I returned with 1 hp and finally finished the bastard off once and for all!  

The last pic is just a funny instance in a playthrough I didn’t end up winning, but I felt like sharing it anyways.  Welcome to Hell Hans!  

Death sent me to Hell