Slow drivers enrage me like nothing else

Slow drivers piss me off. MOVE. I don’t know what you’re doing on the road if you apparently don’t have anywhere to be. GO!

“Leave early, so you don’t have to drive fast and be in such a hurry” is a response I see to this a lot and I don’t understand how people can be so oblivious. The less time I’m trapped behind someone going slow as snot, the more time I have whenever I get where I’m going. Duh?

I can’t stand being stuck behind some slow fucking goon who can’t put the pedal to the metal. When the light is green, ACCELERATE, when it’s time to turn fucking turn, you don’t need your speed to be in the single digits, there is absolutely no earthly reason to be going 5, 10, 15 mph below the limit in good weather/road conditions. GO!!!!