MHA but the entire series is like the ghost stories dub.
NSFW because the dub had some insanely screwed up jokes that I'm trying to match the tone of:
"THINK OF A BIG HETEROMORPH MAN CHASING YOU!" Bakugo screamed as Izuku ran.
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"So...whaddya think of my costume?" Ochako glanced down at the bodysuit, "I look hot, right?"
Izuku smiled, "No."
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"Move that fine ass, Shoto-Kun!" Mineta yelled, smiling salaciously as he zero'd in with his grapes.
"Wait, he goes both ways in this one!?" Todoroki cried in sheer mortal terror, already preparing the ice as he ran.
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"Oh wow, I'm super naked Ojiro-Kun. I hope nobody like a big strong hunk of man accidentally brushes-"
"Not happening Hagakure-San," Ojiro said.
"Dude, why are all anime males like this? No wonder the birth rates falling."
"And stop breaking the third wall."
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"WHY DID ALL MIGHT PICK YOU!?" Bakugo screamed.
"Gee, I dunno, it beats me, how could he, oh my gosh..." Izuku mumbled deadpanningly.
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"Wait...what if...killing people is...bad?" Toga whispered, her head laying on the ground next to the girl she'd stabbed.
"...No shit," Ochako breathed, "maybe your parents were right."
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"I have a date so no can do," Sero shook his head.
"Wait, a date? With who?" Denki slanted an eyebrow. "Is it someone in class?"
"A girl from my karate classes. Y'know, Kaminari it's not like I have to go out with someone from just the school. Other people exist."
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"The story of how we all become the greatest heroes and it's one guy fighting the big bad who's magically responsible for everything bad in our world. People gave this shit a nine point eight out of ten by the way. What are we even doing here?" Koda shook his head.
"I brought protein bars," Shoji held them up in several of his hands, "want a few?"
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"...So should we talk about how Midoriya almost went on a suicide mission as a result of the worthlessness that he's felt ever since he was a child?" Iida asked thoughtfully.
"NOPE! BATH TIME!" Everyone roared.
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"Just think of it this way, in some weird corner of the world you're someones fetish," Mina smiled.
"...YOU'RE RIGHT!" Kirishima roared.
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"Soon this whole world will cease to be. One week is all it'll take me to leave everything dead," Shigaraki raised his arms.
"Even your family-Oh wait they're already fucking dead," Izuku snapped.
Posted Feb 15, 2026, 3:08 AM UTC