47 [M4F] #seattle #usa - Hilarious & Charming Older Man Offering Laughter, Love & Tacos

We have some serious business to discuss! This whole not being in a relationship situation is getting a bit out of hand for you too, isn't it?

Now that it's settled that we're both really single and are looking for something long term and someone who can make us laugh, we need to determine where we will tell people we met. I mean, it's best to figure this out in the first few messages to see if our minds align right?

So, let me know in your response what we can say. No pressure at all ;) (Will I accept memes instead, only one way to find out!)

Oh! Something that's really important to a woman like you these days that you should know about me is that I'll inveigle you! No that's not it, I mean I'm illustrious. No I mean indefatigable. Well, yes that's true, but not the keyword I mean. I'm joking, I'm talking about being intentional. There, you can relax now I said the magic word that every woman mentions on her post lol.

I have a question though, can I declare being intentional like Michael Scott declares bankruptcy in the office?

You're going to want to reply to this by the way. I can't say there's prizes, but I'm sure some stickers could be found if you happen to use the right words.

But for real, I'm single, don't have kids, am well educated, have a great job, I enjoy laughter, kindness, banter and debate. I work remotely and I don't care where you are, I care who and what you are.

I'm not perfect though, I'm not a millionaire, I only know English, and could use a partner as I go back to the gym to get this dad bod in shape (bonus if you're into fitness).

Let's get to know one another and I can see if I can make you laugh so hard you snort, deal?

PS I'm interested in meeting someone anywhere including: Austin, Portland, Miami, New York City (NYC), Chicago, Houston, Los Angeles, San Diego, Denver, Portland, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Boston, DMV, Vancouver, Toronto.