Cataclysm Cataclysmic for Hearthstone

Being a player since beta I've been here through the highs and lows, but right now I feel we're approaching a depth that can only be dredged.

The game has progressively become more shit; in which I mean the card design and game direction has drifted into the lows for a long while, with this latest buff of cards - showing that cards could've been much more daring - feel as a brisk slap to the face.

Hopefully bold cards like Blackhorn will prove me otherwise, but after Ragnaros* the reveals feel as lackluster as the out-of-anus-thing.

It's still very early, but if Team 5 doesn't prove they can look through a sextant and steer Hearthstone back into high seas, the ship will go down.

But who tf am I playing < 10 games a week telling you this.

All I know is a boat is not a submarine, unless pandas do float in crap.

*Galakrond 2.0