Waiting Period + Job Concern

Bro I'm genuinely so tired of waiting till April 1st for all my decisions. I KNOW some colleges have already decided to reject me, so just let me know NOW.

Like holy shyt, one school doesn't even want me to have an interview, despite there being alumni in the area; send me that "unfortunately..." email right now and save all of us some time and energy.

I have gotten into some schools EA (Purdue for FYE and UIUC for CS + Econ), but what if I commit to either of these universities, pay 200k, and then end up in my parents' basement anyway? Not to mention, I WANT to do finance, but I caved to peer pressure, and if I attend either of these schools, switching majors would do me a disadvantage.

TLDR: Waiting is making me go insane and now I wish that I was a British student doing UCAS