Jeffery Epstein is attractive…
…To mentally ill people, duh!
He’s got his own island. Proving he’d do anything for that little girl inside you.
He’s rich so if you want something, I’m sure he would get it for you if you asked nicely.
He cares about your sexual pleasure to the point that you can scream and moan as loud as you want without fear of your family or neighbours hearing and judging you, because of the island! 🏝️
Annnd who doesn’t wanna chill on an island in the sun? Am I right?
Tbh I don’t know that much else about him…
Oh yh! He even went to jail and probably got killed for you/me. How sweet/romantic. The ultimate act of love/sacrifice… death. Defamation.
Something about these bad boys eh?
Idk if I’d look twice at him if I didn’t know all those bad things that people hate him for…but he’s not that bad to look at!
Plus, he exposed a lot of bad people \*by being\* the instigator! Something about that feels noble. Taking the fall, being the face of the horror. There’s no light without darkness!
People trusted him and hid behind their shields of armour pretending they were good while he got the brunt of it. He wasn’t pretending to be something he wasn’t.
Annnd I’m sure A LOT of the people who openly, loudly and outwardly 💩 on him are exactly the same. Like when closeted LGBTQIA+ people hate on the very same people there are pretending not to be. White knight cosplay.
(Posted on unpopular opinions but it got removed and I got banned 🥲)
Posted Feb 15, 2026, 3:48 PM UTC