I don't have any GOTH MOMMIES in my DMs.

I currently have ZERO (0) goth mommies in my DMs. I verified this moments ago.

I sincerely hope this remains true for a long long time. It would be DEEPLY unfortunate if my statement became false and removed by the mods.

Therefore, absolutely no goth mommies should DM me with:

• Birth certificate.
• Visual proof of goth mommy status.
• Any message containing the phrase “good boy”.

This must NOT OCCUR, now or in the foreseeable future.

For the sake of truth ofc.