so im making a song..the idea is a cult that worships Moo Deng... the lyrics are...

The Gospel of the Glossy One

(Verse 1) Gather 'round, my brothers, sisters, and those in between Cast aside your dry existence, come and join the scene The world is rough and scratchy, it’s a desert of the soul But I have found the Moistened One to make our spirits whole! She does not speak in parables, she speaks in tiny squeaks She has the rose of destiny upon her chubby cheeks Don’t look her in the eye unless you’re ready to be changed By a creature so chaotic, so perfectly deranged!

(Chorus) Oh, Moo Deng! The Slippery! The Savior in the Slime! We offer up our ankles and we offer up our time! She’s bouncier than bubbles, she’s glossy as a pearl The tiny, biting empress of a soggy, sunken world! Bow down before the Basin! Let the holy mist descend! For the era of the Hippo is the beginning of the end!

(Verse 2) Behold the Sacred Keeper as he draws the silver hose The nectar of the goddess drips upon her velvet nose! And when she starts to vibrate, when she gallops through the muck It’s a sign of divine favor! It’s a stroke of holy luck! They say, "She’s just a hippo," but they’re blinded by the light They haven’t seen her nipping at the darkness of the night Discard your fancy raiment, put your rubber boots on fast For the First shall be the Tiny, and the Dry shall be the Last!

(Bridge - Whispered and Intense) (Wait for the snap...) Did she bite you? Hallelujah! Did she slip away? Praise be! Is she screaming at a carrot? The prophecy is fulfilled! She is damp... she is round... she is the Queen of Khao Kheow!

(Guitar/Orchestral Solo - High Energy and Bouncy)

(Chorus) Oh, Moo Deng! The Slippery! The Savior in the Slime! We offer up our ankles and we offer up our time! She’s bouncier than bubbles, she’s glossy as a pearl The tiny, biting empress of a soggy, sunken world! Bow down before the Basin! Let the holy mist descend! For the era of the Hippo is the beginning of the end!

(Outro) Stay moist, my children. Avoid the towels. Beware the hairdryer of the unbelievers. Moo Deng... Moo Deng... Moo Deng... (Sound of a final, aggressive hippo squeak)

"anyone that wants to audition for the song DM me..