PW characters in my IT infrastructure [shitpost]

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Work and studying cybersecurity is starting to rot my brain: i've reached the point, where I name my computers for a PW characters

So, meet the... Fleet:

Prez: my main laptop. Coding, work, studying, evertything. And there's Arch Linux on her it

Eye-Tee: Sometimes I need Windows, so I need reservist. Mostly for games or Adobe stuff

And I just bought a foreign virtual server for a VPN, so, Kaiser is here

I'm dreaming of a proper powerful PC, and already know, how to name it:

Monarch for another Arch

and Driver for Windows

Also, my team has a trend of running personal servers (git, Nextcloud and really anything, cool thing). So I'm thinking name this hypervisor Crystal Kingdom

Aaaand, I've got some free hostnames ready. What do you think, what will do machines.. Galaxy? Dip and Mic? K9 Division? Crimson? Faust?

Well, Crimson, I think, if I working with cybersec, will have some red-team software to attack or pentest infrastructure (You're slave of you firewall)

Galaxy, mb, will be test machine with some SIEM software, it compares with work of awacs

Posted Feb 15, 2026, 8:30 PM UTC

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