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*Oh boy, yet another jackshit meeting by the CG higher-ups, goddess strike me down.*

*BRRRRRRR BRRRRRRR.*

"Ugh, not again..." 

*Uruoi picks up his phone.*

"What?" 

"I-is this a bad time Pit Boss?" 

"Noir?" 

"Y-yeah it's me." 

"Look Noir, as much as I want to, I can't come in for a luck recharge right now." 

"N-no, I'm not calling about that." 

*That's odd, usually all of the twins calls are for recharges or solo encores.*

"Are you lying to me?" 

"N-no, I'm serious.." 

"So why'd you call?" 

"W-well...." 

*10 minutes later at Coin Rush.*

"Blanc, Noir I'm here." 

*Two sets of footsteps can be heard.*

"Pit Boss, perfect timing!" 

*Blanc grabs one arm while Noir grabs the other.*

"We got a problem that requires your expertise!" 

*What could possibly be so concerning that has Blanc and Noir clinging to me like this?*

"Well, what is it?" 

*Both Blanc and Noir point to the right and when I take a look, what I see makes my jaw drop to the floor.*

"W-what?!" 

*Dorothy sits there legs crossed in an all white bunny suit, glaring down anyone who even dared to take a look in her direction, her assets almost escaping their confinement.*

"She's been there for hours and she wouldn't move until you came Pit Boss. "

" Y-yeah, she's been threatening the other customers and we're starting to lose business... "

" So you want me to get her out of here, is that right? "

" We already talked to Rouge and she'll steer the customers clear of this area until you get it all solved." 

"I'll see what I can do." 

"Thanks Pit Boss!" 

"T-thanks Pit Boss!" 

*Both Noir and Blanc smooch me on the cheeks before running off to head onstage.*

"Ok Uruoi, don't lose your head, keep it cool." 

*Uruoi walks over to the bunny suit clad Dorothy, who turns around upon hearing his footsteps.*

"Finally, what took you so long?" 

"....." 

"Your Grace, I'd love it if you didn't stare so hungrily at me. "

" S-sorry, it's just that-"

*IT'S JUST THAT YOU LOOK SO GODDAMN- NO URUOI FOCUS!*

" D-Dorothy, I've heard from the twins that you've been scaring the customers. "

" And what of it? "

" The managers are gonna get complaints and Coin Rush will lose business. "

" Oh how could such an innocent little lady like me scare away the poor customers? " 

" Dorothy...." 

*Dorothy rolls her eyes and then stands up, grabbing Uruoi's wrist as she steadies herself.*

"Your Grace, I could care less about the "customers" and even more less about this damned establishment." 

*(Dorothy, don't go on the whole " no one acknowledged my efforts " spiel so that you can get plowed by the Commander.)*

" S-shut up Pinne, I would do no such thing! "

" Uh? "

" O-oh, sorry...I was talking to myself. "

*(Come on Dorothy, I've been listening to you go on and on about what you want him to do to you and-.)*

" O-one more word and I'll make sure you stay dead permanently! "

" Dorothy....are you ok? "

" Be quiet Your Grace. "

*Sheesh.*

*Dorothy then stands up and tightens her grip around Uruoi's hand, showing no intention of letting go.*

" So Your Grace, do you need a recharge? "

" Uhh what do you mean-?" 

"Oh don't play dumb, your little *advice* sessions with those twins don't escape my ears." 

"How did you-" 

"Don't worry about how, worry about when." 

*Does this lady have cameras in my room?!*

*Uruoi would suddenly be pulled along with Dorothy until they reached a private room.*

"W-wait Dorothy!" 

"If you're thinking about running, then I'll have to inform you that escape is not possible Your Grace." 

*Dorothy then kicks open the door.*

"W-what the-?!" 

"OUT. NOW." 

*The small timid man inside the room leaves in a flash, much to Dorothy's displeasure. "

" Hm shame, I was expecting a fight.. "

" D-Dorothy, you can't just-." 

*Uruoi is then launched onto the room's nearby bed while Dorothy moves to close the door, then the closet, then the bed.*

" Now then Your Grace, shall we? "

" W-wait! "

" I've waited long enough. "

*(Good job Dorothy, now you get to rub it in Isabel's face!)*

*Thanks Pinne!*

*(Don't thank me, thank your ever-loving obsessive for...)*

*Shut up.*


*Uruoi left with more than coins that day.*

[Dorothy: Vengeful Bunny Encounter: A Lady's Quelling]