19 bored & mildly dying - looking for absurd people

new account - haven’t posted here in months.

hi, i’m 19, SRY haver (google it if u don’t know what that means), uni student. i’m kinda bored and sick (fml)

looking for absurd people 18-20, not into movies, music, or other normie activities. be absurd, unhinged, creative, strange, weird, anything but an irl npc \ chatgpt humanoid.

not responding to boring msgs like “hi hru?” etc cuz i hate small talk. say something absurd.
i’m not online 24/7, so sometimes i may not respond instantly. if i disappear, i’m either studying, sleeping, or dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as […] nvm

also, if u know how to get rid of mucus stuck behind ur nose/throat lmk cuz im dyin rn