Bad Train Trip

The Italian immigrant took a train from New York to South Carolina and was met by his cousin to which he relayed, “It wasa badda trip, first I try eata my sandwich and the conductor saysa noa eata here, goa to da dining car. Then I trya drinka my soda and he say noa drinka here, goa to cluba car. So I goa to cluba car and I meeta young lady and we goa to empty room and taka offa our clothes, but then the conductor yells “Noa Fuck Virgina, Noa Fuck Virgina!”