40 [M4F] Come distract this college professor from his grading?

Hi. 40 year old college professor in the US. Switchy, but very subby in recent times. Here's my current situation. I've been locked in chastity for 20 days now. Doesn't look like I'm getting out any time soon, and from the sounds of it, my wife and her boyfriend plan on keeping me this way for a while. I can't cum. I can't edge. I can't stroke. Just unrelentingly horny and frustrated and not a damn thing I can do to relieve it.

If I were a sensible person, I'd avoid thinking about sex as much as possible, but honestly, my mind is constantly in the gutter and I might as well embrace it. So come chat with me, be a flirty tease, and generally drive me insane. Please lol.

Open to chat about just about anything.

Preference for those who stick around and are long-term chat friends. I'm on here often, and I usually reply quickly.