can anyone maybe help me get directors cut and maybe make a friend at the same time?

hi my names rikka im a 20 year old english girl who loves the zombies on this game, im not very good at it at all (ive only beaten shaolin shuffle) and i was wondering if anyone would want to play it with me, im mute so I cant talk but im a really fast typer and I still love vc. well I dont want to yap anyones ear off so ill leave with important things.
Im only a pc player
I dont want to play with any minors
also im in the eu if that matters
also as i said im pretty bad though I do know like 3 of hte 5 maps pretty well