I (FTM23) have a polycule of transbian puppy girls under my domain. What happens if they unionise and demand better working conditions?

Im worried they’re going to start wanting to sleep on the bed or something. They all have crates and get fed three times a day but I’m worried if they get together they might start demanding more. Should I show them those Amazon anti union ads? Maybe I could get them a PS5 for good behaviour. I need my fellow capitalists to come together and help me out on this one. How do I make the idea of all this sound woke and empowering?