Describe your favourite media as badly as possible and let others guess it

I’ll go first:

Some kid a guerrilla warfare leader’s wife hates gets kidnapped, so his family moves hundreds of kilometres away, and; deeply traumatised fanatical cult leader atheist woman drugs and threatens to cannibalise a man and he teaches her how to use flamethrowers in return.

Hint: >!They’re two movies in a series.!<.