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Master Druid in Hogwarts. It’s on WebNovel and is one of the few fics there that I don’t think have been stolen from other English fanfic sites. Instead, the “author” stole it from a Chinese WebNovel site.
Dunno why that makes a difference to me but it does, for some weird reason.
Anyway, the MC is a cat. Literal cat. Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff happens and he gets some Warcraft-inspired Druid magical powers and everyone thinks he’s a cat animagus. He gets adopted by McGonagall as a result and absolute chaos and hilarity ensues. I think it’s probably the funniest non-crack fic I’ve read (the funniest crack fic I’ve read is Harry Potter and the Champion’s Champion, which is basically just a 110,000-word fart joke/Ron Weasley bash), bar none.
Common tags: good dumbledore, good weasleys, no bashing, good adults, strong but not OP MC, OC/Hermione age-appropriate pairing, K+ rating bordering on T for mentions of death and non-graphic violence.
Posted Feb 15, 2026, 11:00 PM UTC