[22 M4F] UK/Anywhere. Cannot think of a decent title to save my life, please click anyway? 😂

Hellooo!! Thank you for stopping by and taking the time to read this! My name’s Ollie, and before we get properly started I’d just like to say I know exactly what I want, and I would hope you do too. Anyway, enough chatter, allow me to introduce…

Me! 22 years old, 192cm tall, from the UK (I’ll go into specifics once we’re talking more, not about to dox myself on Reddit 😂) who is unhealthily obsessed with anything that goes vroom, and running around kicking/throwing things in weather it is really not suitable to be running around kicking/throwing things in. I am also a serial project starter, but an absolutely horrible project finisher. I absolutely LOVE story games. Currently sat at my 15th playthrough of Cyberpunk 2077, and at a similar number on Bioshock and Portal 2 (my favourite games of all time) If we’re talking true nerds then I believe even the biggest nerd on the planet has met their match with me, unless we’re talking about the standard nerdy stuff, then I haven’t got a clue, but ask me about the most physically useless things and I could probably explain the entire history of it. My mind confuses itself sometimes. Now bear with me while I try to describe what you will get from me if you act now and respond to this post:

✔️ A soul which has been longing for romance and a meaningful connection as long as it can remember, so spares no expense in making that special someone feel truly special ✔️ Conversations that will either make you eagerly want to hear more or question every single choice you’ve made that led you up to this point, there is no in-between ✔️ Someone who clearly doesn’t know when to stop talking so you’ll either grow annoyed after 10 seconds or there’ll be plenty to talk about.

Now I don’t want to fill the section where I say what I’m looking for since I don’t want to make it sound like I’m someone with huge demands or standards, because I’m not. I will literally talk to anyone. Whenever I get a notification saying I have a response to my post, I get so excited 😂 But I would like it if you were:

✔️18 or older, for obvious reasons. ✔️It’s not necessary for you to be based in the UK, I would absolutely be willing to go online and long distance but it’s always nice. ✔️ As I said before, you know what you want or at the very least aren’t uncertain over your future. I’ve been put through so much because of people telling me they want one thing and actually doing the other and it all going to hell as a result, so I’d like to avoid the same thing happening again.

I’m willing to throw in a picture of myself upon your request, because I’m not an idiot and I understand physical attraction plays some sort of part in a relationship, but it’s not the main thing I look for in other people.

Stupid posting rules prevent me from putting what I wanted to put at the end of here, but once we talk I will make sure to throw in my signature outro 😂 Thank you so much for reading, and I hope to speak soon :))