Hello everyone to another episode of Agenda Hammer! This time I am continuing my hatred for the Emperor with one of my favorite constants of 40k!

Many will site the emperor as being this godly figure who can wipe away solar systems! Yet despite this he couldn’t even conquer earth without the help of some homeless people he hired with the promise of fent called “Thunder Warriors“. 

This phenomenon has a name! 

The emperor is a victim of “Reverse Glaze Technique“. To properly paint a picture of just how much of a bum he is, one must also recognize his best moments. With each successive new feat, aura farm, book, legend etc the more profound and pathetic his Ls become. 

No matter how much you wank him to the max, this is a universal constant that CANNOT under ANY circumstances be refuted. 

To give an example:

\- ”Unmatched in his martial prowess, defeated a multitude of demons without trying” An Ork brought him to his knees. Literally allowed himself to be killed by Horus out of pity for the emperor.

\- “He deleted an Ork from existence!” The Ork was actually a hallucination by him due to the PTSD of being forced to drop to his knees by another man in front of his son. His hysterical screaming upon seeing the Ork altered his allies wondering what was happening, he explained that he erased an Ork from existence in order to save face.

\- “He was emotional after Sanguinius died it shows he cares!” Those weren’t tears, but profuse sweating after he realized he had to actually fight this time instead of relying on actual fighters. 

\- “He is a master of war and logistics!” His logistician (Guilliman) fell into a coma for a few millennia. His two best strategists switched sides because they didn’t want to be associated with a loser of his proportion.

\- “His battle with Horus broke through time and space with the very chaos gods being there!” The battle never occurred. This was actually Horus hallucinating fighting the emperor as he was seizing on the floor due to multiple organ failure from centuries of unshielded warp exposure. The emperor was still in the other room waiting for someone else to show up.

To slander the emperor one must also glaze him.