Quasar S tier playable character
I fucking love playing Quasar so fucking much you have no fucking idea. Everyday i log onto Marvel Rivals and I see that beautiful blonde man's face and I can't help but touch myself everytime I get to pick him for a match. He's so ficking fun to play which i KNOW you all agree don't you lie to me you're reading this for a reason.
When they announced his inclusion into the game six months ago I couldn't help but squeal like a pig in the slaughter as I clutch one of my hundreds of Quasar stuffed toys. I just fucking love this character so much I eat sleep and BREATHE Quasar. Every night I look up at my ceiling and see my many Quasar decorations and I can't help but smile and get a boner in my Quasar themed underwear that I'll have to deal with with my Quasar themed dildo.
You guys understand that right? This shared love of this highly underrated character from the pages of a Marvel Comics published comic page that's for some reason sticking to the other pages and I can't explain to my friends why. I frequently die my hair blonde. I need to be as close to Wendell Vaughn as I possible can you all understand right? You all do this too right? You can't be a Quasar fan and not actively base your appearance our beloved character.
I dream that I'm him. Flying in the vast emptiness of space. It's a good dream that I can't help but feel depressed everytime I wake up. That i'm not him and never will be him. Sometimes I wake up crying because I just want to be in that dream again. Flying in the infinite cosmos away from everything.
I don't like talking about this but since we all have the same love and appreciation for this magnificent comic book character Quasar (Wendell Vaughn) and have the exact same experiences I doubt it'd surprise you to know that I've killed my parents. It was easy. They didn't expect it. I didn't feel regret then and I don't feel regret now. You don't blame me obviously as we have all had this experience as Quasar fans. No one takes us seriously not even the ones we love. Or used to love in this case.
So when two months ago when Marvel Rivals annou ced Quasar you would know how vindicated we all felt. Everyone who mocked us finally silenced as now all bare witness to the glory of the Marvel Comics superhero Marvel comic character known as Wendell Vaughn aka the Cosmic Marvel Superhero known as Quasar.
It's raining outside
I walked out naked into the storm without fear and why should I? Why should WE? Our glorious superhero from the comic book "Quasar" published by Marvel Comics (1989-1994) is here. He's answered our prays. No more shall we feel alone. No more shall we be ostracized from the society that so gleefully laughed at us for our devotion. It's finally time.
Wendell is smiling at me. I can't. See him through my windows as I type this. He says he will free us. That soon we will all join him in his Cosmic odyssey. He just has to change the world first. He says that we will all see the stars.
Thank you Marvel Rivals, Thank you for showing everyone the light. Thank you for finally free us Quasar fans. Thank you for letting us finally see the stars.
Posted Feb 16, 2026, 8:35 PM UTC