I feel like farting while looking at something or someone is disrespectful

I don't think OTHER people farting while looking at something is rude. I just feel like if I have to fart, I have to either think of, or look at someone I dislike. If I am looking at someone I believe or know is a good person, I feel if I look or think about them whilst farting is rude. I'm not quite sure where to post this, so if you have recommendations where this is more appropriate I am open to criticism.