BRISTOL HURRY UP

O Bristol Med, O Bristol Med

Why leave my fragile hopes on read

I check my inbox every hour

Refreshing like it grants me power

Each buzz arrives and I start to shake

“This is it!” my heart’s awake

But no, alas, what do I see

“UCAS would love your feedback” from me

They ask how I enjoyed the wait

To rate my stress from one to eight

Another survey bright and bold

No offer yet just forms to fold

O Bristol Med please end this plot

Send the offer

Surveys? I need them not