Can someone find my unicorn work backpack?!

This is my current hyper fixation. Been researching for 3 days now. Going mad (lol jk, but also maybe not).

My main requirements are:

- Laptop sleeve

- Can fit 15 inch or larger laptop

- Can fit a Owala (inside or outside pocket, doesn’t matter)

- Sustainably made, and I’m willing to pay for it if it actually is well made and holds up.

- COLORS. Why is every work backpack only black, gray, or navy?

Current suggestions I’ve gotten: Topo Rover Pack, Mah Backpack, Troubadour.

Does this backpack just not exist? Ugh.