people who browse the grocery entryway merchandising on their way *out*

you had an opportunity to decide if you wanted to wanted to buy that cellophane monstrosity of snack pack chips on your way in. your shopping experience today is now over. what are you gonna do? lift it? turn around and check out again?

the "sale" is just the loyalty card discount, they're literally always 50 cents off. now stop blocking the fuckin exit, Roberta.