2026 Preseason Loons Superlatives

My friends and I do these for the Loons every year and thought it might be fun to post to the subreddit for more engagement & opinions of others. Here are the categories I came up with this year -- feel free to add, tweak, subtract, and interpret however you see fit :)

Player of the Season:

Most Improved Player:

Top Scorer:

Top Assister:

Best Signing:

Surprise of the Season:

Unsung Hero:

Scapegoat of the Season:

Disappointment of the Season:

Player we'll miss the most:

James Rodriguez will __:

Hot Take:

Western Conference League Table Position & Season Grade (A–F):