I am the 2x Impact Champion of r/SquaredCircle

Despite never watching a single second of Impact, and not even having ever seen half the people on the card wrestle, the promotion is so predictable that I am now the TWO TIME TWO TIME champion.

https://prowess.prowrestlingscorecards.com/#/faction/498b1b91-b254-4add-af1a-7a6eb2d8a7c6