M31 #online #england looking for a pal

Hey you 👋

Yes, you. The cool, slightly bored human scrolling right now.

I’m officially in the market for new friends and I come with excellent features:

Laughs at bad jokes (especially my own)

Will hype you up like you’re the main character

10/10 conversationalist once you unlock the “not shy anymore” level

Can talk about literally anything especially my specialist subjects .

Looking for people who:

Have a personality (optional but preferred 😂)

Like random chats

Don’t disappear after 3 messages ( unless warranted)

Are down to talk about life, dreams, chaos, or what snack is objectively superior

Bonus points if you;

Overthink everything

Have weird shower thoughts

Send voice notes

just need someone to vibe with

Appreciate a man who loves a list.

Let’s skip the “hey” and start with something interesting

What’s a random opinion you have that you’ll defend forever?

Come say hi. I promise I don’t bite. Unless you’re a galaxy chocolate bar in which case you’ll be devoured in seconds . 😌