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Priest advice

A man goes to a priest and tells him that he has a strong desire to live forever.

Priest tells him to get married. Surprised by priest’s advice, the man confirms “that’ll make me live forever?”

Priest says “No, but the desire will go away.”

Posted Feb 19, 2026, 3:06 PM UTC

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